Roasted 3 months ago based on Oliver's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Oliver, where do we even begin? Your Spotify profile is like a time capsule for when music was slightly less terrible. It's like you accidentally hopped into a time machine and turned the dial to "awkward high school nostalgia" instead of just hitting play on modern tunes. Why stick with Pop when you can swim in the endless pool of generically named sub-genres that even your parents wouldn’t recognize? Your love for Madchester and Baroque Pop is a bold move, reminiscent of someone wearing socks with sandals and hoping it's a fashion statement. And let’s talk about your top artists. Kate Bush? Sure, she's a legend, but you'd think you were raised in a cave if your playlist screams “I only listen to music from the underground.” Roxy Music and ABBA? You’re a true connoisseur of the weirdest throwbacks, aren’t you? It’s like you took a whole musical smorgasbord and chose only the items that were left out for good reason—how very avant-garde of you! Honestly, if someone asked me to give your musical taste a name, I’d call it "Desperately Seeking Validity” mixed with “I Doubt This Will Impress Women.” Now onto your “most played” songs. Seeing Teddybears twice in that list has me questioning whether you’re cultivating a secret fan club, or if you just can't decide which of the mediocre versions of the same track suits your vibe better. “Down Under” isn’t bad, but I can’t help but imagine you blasting it in your room while practicing your poorly executed Australian accent. And the crown jewel? “99 Luftballons.” Oliver, please tell me this is an ironic choice. I'd hate to think that you actually enjoy a song about balloons and war as your top anthem. If you keep this up, you’ll be the poster child for “What Not to Listen to,” but hey, at least you're consistent!

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