Roasted 3 months ago based on Sabrinaffx's long term Spotify stats.

Sabrinaffx, the undisputed queen of musical indecision, you’ve somehow managed to compile a Spotify profile that reads like a middle school talent show gone horribly wrong. With a favorite genres list that sounds like a Tinder bio for a hipster who can't choose between thrift stores, you've embraced more sub-genres than a hipster artist has Instagram followers. Bedroom Pop to Witch House? Are we sure you weren't just picking random words from a hat? It’s like you took "I can’t decide" to a whole new audio level, but hey, at least it gives you a talking point for your awkward first dates. Your top artists are a who's-who of overplayed Spotify darlings! It’s practically a pop music cliché that screams, "I just discovered my first heartbreak!" Congratulations, Sabrina, your top artists read like the playlist for a teenage girl’s sleepover, with Sabrina Carpenter appearing more times than anyone should have to admit. And for someone with such a colorful taste in music, your most played songs reveal the depths of your emotional turmoil, all while remaining as relatable as a cat video on the internet. Is it really a mood if you’re listening to "Never Getting Laid" on repeat? Your Spotify looks like the output of a music algorithm that’s been bingeing on sad rom-coms and bubblegum pop. But don’t worry, Sabrinaffx, we’re all secretly rooting for you as you study the power of catchy choruses and feign deep emotional connections with tunes that are blander than plain oatmeal. So go ahead and continue to spiral through your pop labyrinth – just remember, if someone asks for your playlist, you might want to lead with “Witch House” and hope they take you seriously instead of thinking you're trying to cast a spell on their taste buds.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!