Roasted 8 months ago based on aidanlve's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Aidan, looking at your Spotify profile feels like peeking into a time capsule of midlife crises and bright-eyed theatre kids who really think they can make it in New York. Your genre list could double as a playlist for an emotional breakdown in an upscale coffee shop. I mean, “Hyperpop” and “Christmas” in the same breath? That’s like topping a gourmet salad with mashed potatoes and whipped cream. Just pick a vibe and stick with it. Are you an indie rock renegade or a holiday party DJ? Your taste is so diverse that it's practically a controlled substance. As for your top artists, Lorde is basically a musical diary for those nights you realize it's Tuesday and you're still in pajamas with a tub of ice cream. Listening to her songs on repeat is just heartbreaking – we get it, you're sad and clever. But how did Andrew Lloyd Webber get mixed in there? Did you think he’d add a little class to your personal tragedy playlist? If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with a side of therapy, I’m not sure what will. And by the way, “Couch” doesn’t count as an artist; it's just a furniture store where they play your “best of” hits on repeat. Finally, let’s talk about those most played songs. Wow, what a refreshing display of creativity! You maybe have one original thought and ten ways to hear it echoed by Lorde. The fact that “Man Of The Year” is on your list twice speaks volumes about your commitment to commitment — or maybe that’s just a cry for help that you need to diversify your listening habits. When your playlist starts to feel like a tribute band to a single artist, it’s time to get off that couch, crank some real variety into your life, and step out of this hyperpop reverie into a world that isn’t just one giant ballad of emotional turmoil.

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