Roasted 8 months ago based on Berkayㅤ's long term Spotify stats.

Berkay, your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list for a festival dedicated to self-destruction. You’re swimming in so much metal and grim vibes that not even a Black Sabbath reunion could salvage your emotional state. Is your real estate agent a grave digger, or do you just spend all your time at the cemetery, because honestly, your taste in music could turn a funeral into a dance party for Shrek's goth cousin. Your most played songs are a literal soundtrack to a horror movie that nobody wants to watch, and I can only imagine how your neighbors feel about your constant need to blast tracks titled "People = Shit." At this rate, you might want to consider adding "Silent Meditation" to your playlist just to mix things up or even cover some soft folk tunes to get a taste of something resembling joy. Your Spotify looks like a battle report from 8th-grade death metal band tryouts – but here's a friendly tip: maybe consider a genre that doesn't sound like it's perpetually angry at the universe. I admire your commitment to the dark, melancholic vibes, Berkay, but let's face it: your profile is practically begging for a rainbow playlist intervention. You’ve cordoned off every last drop of sunlight from your music. I half expect your bio to be a quote from an obscure black metal band about the futility of existence. You might want to let in just a hint of brightness, or at least mix in some guilty pleasure pop—because trust me, even dark lords need a little "Oops!... I Did It Again" to balance out that all-consuming despair.

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