Roasted 1 year ago based on jules's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jules, your Spotify profile reads like the lifeline of a teenager whose personality is still under construction. You’ve got more genres crammed in there than a hot mess at a garage sale. “Reggaeton” and “Garage Rock” in the same breath? That’s a musical identity crisis if I’ve ever seen one. The only thing more confusing than your taste in music is how you're still single—surely these tracks can't win you over with that lineup of heartbreak anthems and pop rants! Your artist list is like a sad mixtape that forgot it was supposed to be for a party. Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, and Olivia Rodrigo—congratulations, you’ve officially collected all the queens of angst and broken dreams. It’s as if you set out to collect the biggest sob stories music has to offer. Pair that with the hyperpop beats that sound like a cat walking across a keyboard, and voilà! A playlist designed to make anyone within earshot roll their eyes hard enough to cause a seismic event. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Liability”? Really? That’s your pick for getting hyped up? Are you curating a soundtrack for your next existential crisis? I can already see you weeping into your avocado toast while “champagne problems” plays softly in the background. If I had a nickel for every time someone listened to “How Bad Do U Want Me” while simultaneously having no game at all, I’d have enough to cover your therapy sessions for all that unresolved trauma. So keep rockin’ that K-Pop with a side of heartache, Jules. At least it sounds nice when you're pushed to the edge of a breakup!

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