Roasted 8 months ago based on Andrew's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Andrew, so I see your Spotify is a wild mix of K-Pop and, well, whatever “Drone” music is—sounds like the soundtrack to a power outage. I get it, you must have all those moods under control. One minute you’re vibing to "Too Sweet" by Hozier, the next you’re preparing for liftoff with some ambient sounds that must be designed to clear a room faster than a fire alarm. Your genre list reads like an art school dropout's Tinder bio: “Looking for something serious, but also I hang out with my feelings on a cloud.” Let’s talk about your top artists, though. Hozier, TOMORROW X TOGETHER, and Ryuichi Sakamoto? It’s like you’re trying to collect musical Pokémon—are you aiming for some kind of Spotify diversity badge? Too bad you still look like a basic suburban dad trying to impress his teenage daughter. Your "Top Songs" list sounds like you're perpetually stuck in an emotional processing loop, where every track feels like the award-winning background music for someone who just finished binge-watching a sad Netflix series. “Hey Mom, I promise I’m not spiraling, I'm just tuning into my inner indie folk artist!” And can we talk about "Minimalism" making the cut on your list? It’s like you’ve committed to choosing the least amount of effort in everything—including music. When your most played songs sound less like a curated playlist and more like the soundtrack to a really boring afternoon, you’ve got to wonder if that “Comedy” genre is just your way of joking about how serious your tastes really are. It’s no wonder you’re still in your bedroom; with that playlist, you’re clearly hoping to make an epic exit during "Half Silences" without anyone noticing you ever left!

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