Roasted 2 years ago based on jody's long term Spotify stats.

Jody, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of someone who wants to be sad but has zero life experience. I mean, "Melancholia" as a favorite genre? What’s next, “Panic Attacks”? Your entire playlist is the sonic equivalent of staring out the window on a rainy day while holding a lukewarm cup of coffee, pondering choices you haven’t even made yet. At this point, I'm convinced the only “slacker” thing about your music taste is how you’ve slacked on living life outside your bedroom. If “dream pop” describes your music, then “waking up and smelling the sadness” perfectly sums up your reality. With top artists like Elliott Smith and Nicole Dollanganger, I fully expect your Instagram to be a series of moody black-and-white selfies captioned with existential quotes you totally didn’t steal. And “Cat Power”? Are you sure that isn't just the name of your emotional support animal? Your music choices scream “I love emotional suffering,” but let’s be real—your greatest suffering is deciding which obscure band to pretend to like on your profile. Who knew an obsession with artists nobody has heard of could be so loud and utterly forgettable? As for your most played songs, it reads like a competition to see who can have the most depressing titles. “Exhaustion That Led To Collapse”? Sweetie, that's the soundtrack to your entire life. And what is this obsession with long-winded song titles? Did you think you’d win a trophy for “Most Artistic Way to Say I’m a Hot Mess”? If it’s any consolation, Jody, at least you’re consistent. You’ve curated a vibe so effortlessly gloomy that even your playlists are taking antidepressants!

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