Roasted 2 years ago based on e's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "e," a name so minimal it’s practically an existential crisis! With a favorite genres list longer than your attention span, it's clear you’ve spent more time searching for obscure tracks than actually listening to them. “Hyperpop”? More like hyper-don’t-ask-me-to-explain-what-that-is! Your playlist sounds like the complete works of a goth teenager who just emerged from a 5-year binge of YouTube rabbit holes. Let’s just say fan favorites like “Electropowerpop” are only one sad emo TikTok away from becoming a cultural embarrassment. And the artists? Wow. You really dug deep into the depths of Spotify’s underground, didn't you? "Insane Clown Posse" right next to "Cannons"? That’s some musical whiplash that not even a headbanger's neck could survive. These top players are less 'top' and more 'who did you bribe for these streams?' I mean, with a name like “Brokencyde” featured, I can only assume that your music taste is just as broken as your ability to choose friends. It’s like your playlist is an audition for a soundscape that should've been left in the draft folder of a bad 90s horror movie. And those most played songs? They scream “I have nothing better to do on a Friday night” louder than a midnight karaoke session. Congratulations on finding “The Dark One”—it’s clear you’re keen on personal reflections! Why not throw in an “I Hate Myself and I Want to Die” playlist while you’re at it? This collection is like a therapy session gone wrong, where every therapist reschedules because they can’t handle your vibe. So here’s an idea: maybe try expanding your horizons beyond “finding the weirdest stuff” on Spotify. You might accidentally stumble upon an actual banger instead of more dark synthpop that sounds like an unmade horror film soundtrack!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!