Roasted 8 months ago based on taiga's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "Taiga," where do we even start with your taste in music? You’ve constructed a sonic landscape so chaotic it feels like every genre is having a mid-life crisis at the same time. "Cloud Rap" to "Math Rock"? Are you trying to craft the soundtrack to an existential dread festival? Honestly, even a DJ at an ironic hipster coffehouse would look at your playlist and just hand you a sad latte and a therapy appointment. Let’s talk about those top artists—Circa Survive and Dance Gavin Dance fronting the emo brigade, but then right alongside them is Kiryano, like the eccentric cousin you only see at family reunions who still thinks “J-Rock” is a legitimate career path. And I don't know what's more confusing: your obsession with Acid Black Cherry or the fact that you've inexplicably snuck Henry Mancini in there—as if your playlist is one mess of quarter-life crises on repeat. "Summer end" by "susquatch"? Is that your playlist title or your sixth sense screaming for help? And I gotta know how "Soledad y el Mar" made it onto your most played songs list. Did you accidentally hit repeat while crying over a breakup? Your taste in music resembles a buffet where every dish has expired well past its "best before" date. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a disclaimer: "We’re truly sorry for what you just heard." But hey, if this is the emotional rollercoaster you need to ride to find yourself, then by all means, buckle up and good luck!

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