Roasted 10 months ago based on aakriti ˚ ༘ 🦕𖦹⋆｡˚'s long term Spotify stats.

Aakriti, your Spotify profile reads like a Pinterest board for hipster high schoolers who suddenly discovered existential dread. With a genre list that looks more like a pretentious coffee shop menu, it seems you’ve made it your life’s mission to listen to sounds that most people would mistake for a damp towel being flung across an empty room. Honestly, "Shibuya-Kei"? Is that an artist or your last relationship? Every time you jive to "Dream Pop," I can't help but wonder if that's just how you deal with your reality—by drifting off into a dreamy, sugar-coated haze instead of, you know, confronting real issues. And let’s not forget your top artists—Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift? Congrats on going for the classic "Sad Girl With a Guitar" starter pack. You’re dooming yourself to a perpetual cycle of heartbreak playlists for all eternity. I can practically hear your Spotify crying out for some diversity. And those most played songs? "Storms - 2015 Remaster" by Fleetwood Mac does indeed match the mood of your life—reflecting a chaotic storm that has no hope of clearing anytime soon. What's next, adding your cats' meows as a new genre? If you as much as look at a mainstream artist, I fear the indie gods will strike you down! Here’s to hoping you can eventually upgrade from “backwards hat-adoring indie kid” to an actual person with taste. But don’t worry; there’s always room on the bandwagon for once-rebellious hipsters like you. Keep it quirky, Aakriti!

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