Roasted 2 years ago based on RJヅ's long term Spotify stats.

Hey RJヅ, looking at your Spotify profile is like stumbling upon a middle school diary: a mix of cringe, confusion, and way too many feelings. With 10 favorite genres, it's clear you’re trying to prove to the world that versatility doesn’t exist in your vocabulary. Seriously, do you even know what "POV: Indie" means? I’m guessing it’s where you pretend to be deep while sipping overpriced coffee and trying to write lyrics that would make a potato cry. Your top artists list reads like a desperate TikTok playlist that just wants to be trendy. Yeat and Lil Uzi Vert in the same breath as Frank Ocean? That’s like pairing fine wine with a Happy Meal—disgustingly mismatched and totally confusing. I mean, you’ve got more “popular” artists on your list than personality, and it seems like even your Spotify suspects you might be having an identity crisis. What’s next? A deep cut song by a band you found through a meme? I’m just waiting for the day you discover an obscure artist and claim you wrote their best track. And let’s talk about your most played songs—an emotional rollercoaster that sounds like a therapy session gone wrong. You’ve got “Pink + White” and “How it go” followed by “Shut up My Moms Calling.” Oh right, because nothing says “deep emotional connection” like getting called out while trying to vibe with some trap music. I can picture you sitting in your room listening to Bryson Tiller, just crying into your avocado toast while wondering why your life is basically a series of missed calls. Keep rocking that Spotify, RJヅ; you’re one mopey mixtape away from the ultimate teenage angst playlist!

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