Roasted 1 year ago based on Snimpleth Warthington's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, Snimpleth Warthington, you’re living proof that nobody should ever ask “What’s your favorite genre?” without preparing for a ten-hour seminar on what it means to trip and fall into a dumpster of angsty teenage anthems. Your love for “Rock” and “Nu Metal” alone is like saying you're really into cereal but only if it’s shaped like a sad, misunderstood alien. If grunge were a personality, you'd still find a way to be too mainstream for it, somehow putting the “meh” in metal. Your top artists read like a high school hallway during a headbanger’s convention gone horribly wrong. I mean, Alice In Chains and Fried By Fluoride? You really strive to showcase the musical taste of someone who only recently discovered that their mom’s old cassette tapes were not, in fact, a viral TikTok trend. Slipknot and Linkin Park are holding hands just to keep from cringing too hard at being on the same playlist as the monstrous creativity of a band called Fried By Fluoride. What do they even sound like? I can only assume it's a combination of metal riffs and the sound of dentist chairs squeaking in unison. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “August 10” by Julie Doiron? Seriously? There are more hair-raising, head-banging tracks in a toddler's YouTube playlist than in your most played section. It looks like you compiled this list in a frenzy during one long night of existential dread, contemplating life choices as you desperately tried to make even one of your favorites sound interesting. But hey, at least you’re diverse—if by diverse, I mean you’ve all but promised to start a support group for everyone who is trying to figure out if they love music or if they just miss the early 2000s when their parents forgot to turn off the angry music videos playing on repeat.

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