Roasted 1 year ago based on ams's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, ams – your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who refuses to get over their ex while simultaneously trying to out-emo the internet. With a genre lineup that includes "Rage Rap" and "Shoegaze," one can only assume you’re either heartbroken or just perpetually disappointed with life. Your playlist gives off the distinct vibe of someone who's spent too much time in their feelings and not enough time at a social gathering. It’s like you’re trying to craft the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that you're somehow experiencing at 22. Your top artists list is an impressive collection of musical whiplash. From Drake to Lana Del Rey, your taste is as indecisive as your love life. Do you want to feel empowered, or do you just want to ponder the existential dread of life? And with PARTYNEXTDOOR making the cut, I can’t help but wonder if your happiest moments happen alone in front of a mirror, practicing your “I'm totally fine” face. It really is a bold strategy to play both the "I’m fine" and "I’m broken" cards in the same evening. Bravo! Let’s discuss that most played songs list. “Every Breath You Take” and “Please Stop Screaming” – the emotional landscape here is spectacularly tragic. Are you trying to make a full-fledged rock opera about unrequited love and poor life choices? I mean, quite frankly, this playlist is the perfect soundtrack for an indie film about a person who takes a daily bus ride while contemplating their life choices and the dire need for a new haircut. Lighten up – you’ve created a time capsule of angst, and I’d recommend we get in there and inject some fun before it turns into a cry for help!

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