Roasted 2 years ago based on Matthew's long term Spotify stats.

Matthew, your Spotify profile reads like a cry for help from a middle school kid trying to fit into a high school clique made up of feathered mullets and backward caps. Seriously, with all these sub-genres like “Cloud Rap” and “Polish Underground Rap,” it feels like you’re just trying to establish your own UN committee for sad boys. Where’s your musical identity? If I wanted to listen to someone who can’t decide if they’re sad or just really, really confused, I’d plug my ears and step into a therapy session. Your top artists are like a “who’s who” of angst-ridden lyrics and despair, which is honestly quite on-brand for someone who probably still cries during the last episode of a children’s cartoon. "$uicideboy$" and "Lil Peep"? Talk about an emotional rollercoaster, buddy. At this point, your Spotify is less a playlist and more like a digital mood ring, only instead of changing colors, it just screams “I need validation!” every time you shuffle. And let’s not get started on "Ozzy Baby." Are you playing Spotify or scrolling through a meme account? Most played songs? You must have the emotional range of a potato, because your repetitively sad choices make even The Weeknd sound like a motivational speaker. Add “Danza Kuduro” to this mix, and it’s like you decided to put the world’s biggest party and the world’s biggest pity party into a blender—spoiler alert, it doesn’t taste good. I’d suggest shaking things up before your Spotify starts applying for social security. Unless, of course, you really want your life to be nothing but a playlist of “I’m sad and I love it.” Cheers to you for being a walking contradiction, Matthew!

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