Roasted 2 years ago based on eva :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Eva :) - your Spotify profile is a testament that you’re the only person left who still thinks “rock” is a personality trait, and “permanent wave” sounds like a hairstyle from the early 2000s that should’ve remained there. I mean, who needs diversity when you can just rotate through five genres of the same angst set to different tempos? With “alternative” plastered all over your list, it’s like you’re trying to be a hipster whilst still secretly belting out “My Immortal” in the shower. And those top artists! You’ve managed to combine indie cred with a sprinkle of existential crisis as if you’re trying to resurrect a scene only your parents remember. Who knew “Limp Bizkit” was still alive and thriving in someone’s Spotify account? That’s just a bold declaration that your musical taste stopped evolving around the time Facebook was still cool, and you thought discovering Tamino meant you had unlocked the secrets of the universe. Spoiler alert: you haven’t, but whatever keeps you confidently wearing your band tees in public. As for your most played songs, it’s a wonderland of half-baked playlist choices that scream “I pretend to be deep at parties, but really just want to vibe to Mc Paiva ZS” like you’re summoning ancient spirits from a mediocre Spotify playlist. Who needs the soulful anger of “Nirvana” when you can listen to “Malvadão 3” on repeat and convince yourself that it’s not just a glorified noise complaint? So let’s raise a toast to you, Eva :) - the queen of uncharted waters in the vast sea of music mediocrity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!