Roasted 1 year ago based on Mason's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mason, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s emo high schooler’s diary—if that high schooler had absolutely no taste. Seriously, how many times can one person wallow in the depths of despair over a guitar solo? Your playlist screams “I peaked at my parents’ basement,” and I’m honestly surprised you didn’t finish it off with a tear-stained ballad about not getting invited to prom. What’s next? Creating a “Songs to Cry to While Eating Cold Pizza” playlist? Let’s talk about those top artists for a minute. You’ve got lostprophets sitting proudly at the top—what is this, a nostalgia trip for a band that peaked before you even learned to spell “alternative?” Oh wait, “mgk” snuck in there too. It’s hard to tell whether you’re trying to relive your rebellious teenage years or simply looking to annoy everyone at a party with a cringe compilation of “it’s not just a phase, mom!” Honestly, the only thing more industrial than your music taste is the sound of a dumpster fire, and you’re clearly the one lighting the match. Those most played songs are basically a soundtrack for “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.” “Almost Easy?” More like “Almost Awful.” And Sweet Jesus, do you really need three lostprophets tracks? Are you trying to summon the ghosts of mediocre bands past? You’ve managed to curate a collection that could make even the most dedicated headbanger question their life choices. Bravo, Mason. You’ve officially turned your music streaming service into a sad reminder of all the times you were too cool for actual enjoyment and settled for angst mixed with bad haircuts.

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