Roasted 10 months ago based on michi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh michi, you really need to get a grip on your music taste. Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager's diary entry—pop, rock, and K-Pop? It’s as if you took a random generator, slapped it against the wall, and whatever stuck, you added to your playlist. You’ve got more identity crises than artists on your list. Honestly, you’d think you were trying to craft the ultimate mixtape for a middle school dance contest, not curating a Spotify profile. And sweet Jesus, your top artists are the musical equivalent of a buffet at a children's party—everyone's invited, and no one knows how they got there. Sabrina Carpenter and AC/DC in the same breath? At least Nirvana and Taylor Swift are keeping it interesting, but then you throw in Charlie Puth like he’s the secret ingredient that will tie this mess together. Just call your lineup: "How to Remain Indecisive in 10 Easy Steps," because nothing says ‘I know who I am’ like admitting you could go from 'Teenage Dream' to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' in a matter of seconds. And those most played songs? Wow, it’s like your Spotify is an emotional support animal gone rogue. "Touching Yourself" by The Japanese House doesn’t exactly scream confidence during a job interview, and who even knew you were channeling your inner Sabrina Carpenter so hard? If ‘15 Minutes’ is anything close to your social media fame, then I hope you’ve got a great backstory for when people ask. Keep rocking that diverse playlist, but remember: just because something is trending doesn’t mean it’s good. Your tracks are a perfect recipe for avoiding karaoke night—let's keep it that way, shall we?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!