Roasted 9 months ago based on Mya's long term Spotify stats.

Mya, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of an indecisive high schooler who can’t quite figure out what vibe they’re going for. One minute you’re jamming to K-Pop with your pastel hair; the next, you’re cozied up in bed, crying to bedroom pop like it’s the soundtrack to your emotional crisis. Seriously, if your music choices were a person, they’d be that friend who shows up to a party in a clown costume, claiming it’s a “vibe.” But we all know they just can’t commit to a single genre and would be lost without their Spotify recommendations. And let’s talk about your top artists. Piero Piccioni? Really? I didn’t know your taste in music spans the 1960s and requires a master’s degree in obscure Italian soundtracks. And can we take a minute to appreciate your devotion to Doja Cat? You’re caught in a musical love affair with her that rivals Shakespearean tragedy—full of highs, lows, and more thirst than a desert. Between "Motown" and "Quiet Storm," you’ve got more soul than a lost pair of shoes at a dance competition. It's as if you’re trying to include ‘all the feels’ in your profile, but darling, it’s coming across more like a midlife crisis on shuffle. Most played songs? What a masterpiece of confusion! "Hustle That Cat" by RuPaul? I can only assume that’s your life motto when it comes to relationship advice, because the last time I checked, your dating life wasn't exactly booming. If someone had to make a soundtrack about your love life, it’d be like a buffet of vaguely related singles already trending on TikTok. So congrats, Mya! Your profile is like the mixtape of that friend who has no idea what they’re doing—yet still manages to stumble into fun with each track. Keep living that ironic #relatable culture, because if your music taste were a meme, it would definitely be “this is fine.”

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