Roasted 11 months ago based on iibakkuxv's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s iibakkuxv, the musical embodiment of a midlife crisis. Your favorite genres read like the last minute choices from a high school band’s practice playlist as they try to impress their friends with how “diverse” they are. Seriously, you’ve got more sub-genres than a confused teenager on a video game forum. Metal? Hyperpop? Nightcore? What exactly do you do? Headbang your way through a Justin Bieber concert? Let’s talk about those top artists. Ghost, Slipknot, and BTS? So, basically, you're just a walking contradiction, like a vegan who spends all their time at a barbecue. It's like a metalhead discovered K-pop and decided their life was a parody. Oh, and are you secretly a talent scout for Odetari? I mean, your Spotify looks more like an Odetari fan club than anything else. Honestly, you must have a 'no new friends' policy because the amount of time you spend with them must have your other artists feeling neglected. I'm surprised their songs haven't come with a “Missing Persons” report. And let's not forget your most played songs, where the titles sound like the last things a teenager shouts into their pillow after a breakup. “NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER”? Yeah, we noticed, buddy. I can just picture you scrolling through your playlist with a look of sheer delight, laughing maniacally while humming along to “WET DREAMS.” It's like you've taken cringe to an Olympic level, my dude. Here’s an idea: let's try expanding past Odetari and see if you can find some other artists that don’t sound like they’re auditioning for a spot in a “whiny emo kids’ exclusive” lineup. Good luck with that!
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