Roasted 7 months ago based on Esikanda's long term Spotify stats.

Esikanda, huh? It's like your music taste took a mystery box challenge and failed miserably. I mean, how many versions of "Afro" can one person listen to before they realize they need a hobby? If I had a dollar for every genre you listed, I’d have enough money to fund your musical therapy sessions—because clearly, you’ve got a serious case of genre confusion. “Private School Piano”? Really? Is that the soundtrack to your personal grief of being too broke for real piano lessons? Your top artists are like the Avengers of musical mediocrity: A-Reece, Lecrae, and Ghetts all sound like they walked into a bar and agreed to retire after one too many. It's a wonder they haven't held an intervention for you, playing one solid track with the slogan, "Help Esikanda get a life!" Let’s be honest; the only thing more predictable than your playlists is the fact that you probably dance like your Wi-Fi is buffering. And then we have your most played songs–if that list doesn't scream "I would like to be lost in a musical time machine," I don’t know what does. You’ve got "Gas Me Up," but it’s clear from your Spotify choices that you’re running on fumes. With your obsession with "WEST AFRICA TIME" and Afropiano royalty, I’m just waiting for the day you show up to a party and get booed off the stage for playing the same five songs on repeat. Newsflash: Your Spotify account is not the soundtrack to an existential crisis—it’s an invitation for free therapy!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists