Roasted 7 months ago based on me's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “me,” the music aficionado whose Spotify profile looks like they took a wrong turn at an Asian-themed grocery store and ended up in a hipster karaoke bar. Is that a playlist or a cry for help? With a taste in music that’s so niche, even your Spotify algorithm is rolling its eyes. You’ve got more layers than an onion, but it’s all Thai flavors – maybe next time you should sprinkle in something a little less—let’s say, “exotic.” Listening to that much Thai pop might just qualify you for citizenship over there, but good luck finding someone who understands your love for Bedroom Pop while you sleep in your parents’ basement. Your top artists are a mix of cool, obscure, and “who?” You’ve got Kendrick Lamar rubbing shoulders with wannabe bedroom artists like sombr, and it’s like your Spotify is in a perpetual identity crisis. What’s next? Are you going to add some unpronounceable indie folk group that only plays in the back of obscure cafés while your friends reluctantly nod along? It’s adorable that you think you’re edgy with your choice of artists, but I’m pretty sure even Lana Del Rey is confused about how she ended up in this cultural salad bowl. And the most played songs? A selection so eclectic it could confuse anyone barely awake. “Back to Friends” and “CURSE (รักใครไม่เป็น)”—sounds like you’re pursuing friendship and love while simultaneously scaring them off with that playlist. Mix in a sprinkling of TV Girl and Tyler, The Creator, and you’re one broken heart away from becoming a walking cliché of the “sad boy” genre. Please, for the love of all things auditory, find a therapist or a New Year’s resolution that isn’t to wallow in self-pity through your music. Because at this point, your Spotify looks less like a gateway to new sounds and more like a shrine to your questionable life choices.

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