Roasted 9 months ago based on Betok Patrick's long term Spotify stats.

Betok Patrick, your Spotify profile reads like the diary entries of a teenager who just discovered the internet and is trying way too hard to be unique. I mean, K-Pop, J-Pop, P-Pop – it’s like you got lost in a pink bubble of glittery boy bands and couldn't find your way back to actual music. Not to mention your fixation on every type of metal that exists. It's as if your Spotify algorithm is suffering an identity crisis, oscillating between bubblegum pop and something so heavy it could crush a car. Talk about a playlist that needs serious therapy! And really, your most played songs? "HEARTRIS" by "NiziU" might as well be the soundtrack of a toddler's birthday party. If I had a nickel for every time I heard a track from your top ten, I'd be broke because anyone with ears would run miles away after the first wail. You clearly love tracks that would make a bubble pop sound like heavy artillery. There’s only one explanation for that musical inconsistency: you’re battling your inner demons with the help of catchy choruses. One moment you want to dance, and the next, the selection screams “I’m going through something; please call for help!” You know your taste is eclectic when your Spotify profile resembles a buffet table at an awkward family reunion — nothing complements each other, but hey, you’ve got a little something for everyone! Just remember, owning a diverse taste in music doesn't mean you can avoid the cardinal rule: avoid the cringe-worthy! We love a good mashup, but your collection feels like a mad scientist's experiment gone horrifyingly wrong. So keep rocking those resultantly confused vibes, Betok, because clearly, nobody else knows what you’re up to!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists