Roasted 1 year ago based on Yetisyet's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Yetisyet, the much-delayed pop culture time capsule we didn't ask for. Your Spotify profile is like a thrift shop of musical tastes, where alternative rock meets a midlife crisis. Seriously, how do you have an emotional breakdown to both My Chemical Romance and *City Pop*? Is there a section of your bedroom that’s just lined with posters of sad boys in eyeliner and funky 80s cityscapes—which, by the way, is not nearly as cool as you think it is? It’s like your music library is a poorly curated indie film that no one wants to watch. Your top artists read like a Spotify playlist designed by someone desperately trying to impress their high school crush who’s already gone vegan and voted for a third-party candidate. And "Ginger Root"? Really? You must be the only person in the Western Hemisphere still trying to make that happen. Throw in a couple of "I wish I was a teenager again" emo anthems and it’s clear you put the “sad” in “sad boy.” Honestly, your top artists could double as a list of bands that helped build the world's biggest suburban dad rock concert. And don’t get me started on your top songs. "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"? More like “I’m not okay, and I’m going to wallow in my angst while crafting carefully curated playlists to really nail that ‘deep’ vibe.” These songs read like the soundtrack to a mid-30s existential crisis while sipping overpriced coffee in a hipster café. If cringe were a currency, you’d be a millionaire. Next time you feel the need to dive deep into a musical identity crisis, maybe skip the playlists and go straight to therapy. You're welcome.

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