Roasted 10 months ago based on Judah 🙊's long term Spotify stats.

Judah, your Spotify profile is like a never-ending episode of a musical trainwreck. With a favorite genre list that reads like a middle school kid's diary, you're out here jamming to "Brazilian Phonk" while trying to find a holy trinity between Christian Pop and Surf Rock. Who you trying to impress? The local youth group or the guy handing out pamphlets at the beach? You don't just need a new playlist; you need a whole new identity. And let's talk about your top artists, shall we? Coldplay and The Fray are your musical heroes? I guess the only thing more predictable than your taste is the terrifying certainty that every sad acoustic ballad is somehow going to end up on your "chill vibes" playlist. Do you even know what a "banger" is, or are you still trying to figure out how to play “Wonderwall” on a ukulele? If your life were a movie soundtrack, it would be a mix of “The Notebook” and that cringe YouTube video where a dog learns to skate—just sad, nostalgic, and way too long. Your most played songs list reads like a "how to be painfully basic" guide. I mean, "How to Save a Life"? Damn, dude, that's basically the musical equivalent of asking for help at a corporate retreat. If you’re not careful, people are going to think you’re singlehandedly carrying the weight of all the unrequited high school crushes of the last decade. So here's a pro-tip: Maybe try getting out there and listening to something with a bit more spice—unless, of course, your ultimate goal is to become the “Full Moon Guy” at every open mic night in town.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!