Roasted 22 days ago based on Bóinn's long term Spotify stats.

Bóinn, your Spotify profile reads like a "how-to" guide for someone who's perpetually stuck in a mid-life crisis while shopping at a bargain bin in a thrift store. You’ve got the eclectic taste of a confused middle schooler trying to impress their friends by claiming to appreciate “deep cuts” from every genre, only for them all to be soft enough to be used as pillows. Seriously, “Yacht Rock”? Last time I checked, your music tastes don’t need a boat to float. What are you, a musical captain sailing the seas of cringeworthy nostalgia? There’s a special place in hell for your top artists list. It’s like you went into a time machine and grabbed the worst artists from every era. Sabrina Carpenter, Gracie Abrams, and Alex Warren? What happened, did you lose a bet? And we get it; Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi are there to add a sprinkle of “credibility,” but let’s be real: you might as well drape yourself in flannel and call yourself “The Hipster Gladiator” while you scream out your love for musicals. Pick a lane, buddy; right now it’s like you’re driving a go-kart through a highway of bad decisions. Your most played songs are a real trip down Cringe Boulevard. "Man in the Mirror"? Is that your personal anthem for self-reflection, or just a constant reminder you need to look in one? And “From Now On” from Hugh Jackman's musical? Come on, Bóinn, are you sure you’re not just auditioning for the next high school musical? Every time you play “DAISIES” by Justin Bieber, a flower wilts in sadness, mourning the loss of real talent. Keep this up, and you’ll single-handedly make the Spotify algorithm question its own existence. So here’s a tip: time to declutter your playlists and maybe – just maybe – find some music that doesn’t make people reconsider their life choices!

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