Roasted 6 months ago based on Aexcel's long term Spotify stats.

Aexcel, with a Spotify profile that reads like a hip-hop thesaurus explosion, it's clear that you have a thing for genres so niche your playlists could double as a final exam in obscure musical knowledge. I mean, who needs mainstream artists when you can wade through layers of "Experimental Hip Hop"? You’ve got more sub-genres than a cat has lives, and I half-expect your top 10 to lead me down a rabbit hole that ends at some underground soundcloud artist named “Post-Apocalyptic Jazz Rapper” or something equally unmarketable. Your top artists list reads like the who's who of “I definitely don’t want to fit in.” Congrats on selecting the musical equivalents of niche indie films: all critically acclaimed but unlikely to get any airtime at a BBQ. You might as well print a shirt that says “I listen to artists you’ve never heard of,” because diving into your playlist feels like commuting on a city bus that’s one stop away from gentrification. I can practically hear the eye-rolls when you mention that you prefer MF DOOM to Drake — cause what’s more impressive than sounding elitist while hiding behind a mask of underground cred? And don't even get me started on your most played songs! "All Caps" by Madvillain? Wow, how incredibly unique of you to pick the one song that’s ironically become the sad anthem of people trying to sound smart in 2023. Atracklist that includes “Dark Red” by Steve Lacy stands as a testament that even your taste can’t escape the indie vibe that screams “I definitely drink my coffee black and prefer interpretive dance performances.” I’d say you need a reality check, but knowing you, you’d probably just turn it into an “Experimental Reality Check” — because why experience life normally when you can drown in existential grooves?

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