Roasted 1 year ago based on aggelos's long term Spotify stats.

Aggelos, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of genres where you took a little bit of everything but somehow managed to leave the good stuff behind. I mean, "Trap," "Rap," and "Laïko"? What are you, a confused DJ who got lost between a Greek wedding and an underground hip-hop club? The only thing more chaotic than your taste in music is your online dating profile -- and let’s be honest, both could use some serious curation. And let’s chat about your top artists. No shade to Mac Miller, but your love for "Joker/Two-Face" sounds less like a musical preference and more like a cry for help! I didn’t know you were into comic book characters with split personalities — is that your way of connecting with your ever-changing moods? If Bloody Hawk isn't careful, he’s going to start wondering if he should take the "bloody" part out of his name and just go by "Aggelos's therapist." Your most played songs could make a perfect soundtrack for a midlife crisis at 22. "All of Me," "Let Her Go" — are you okay, buddy? At this point, your Spotify profile is less of a music taste and more of a personal diary of heartbreak. I’d tell you to find some upbeat tracks to vibe with, but honestly, I think your playlist has reached a level of self-sabotage that could rival a Netflix original drama. Get it together, Aggelos — your Spotify looks like it needs a time-out!

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