Roasted 2 years ago based on Sam Rhodes's long term Spotify stats.

Sam Rhodes, huh? Looking at your Spotify profile is like flipping through a time capsule where the '90s and early 2000s resurrected just to punch you in the face. “Modern Rock”, “Alternative Metal”, “Pop Punk” — did someone drop a nineties mixtape into a blender and hit puree? Honestly, your music taste is the soundtrack to an overdramatic teenage diary where each track has an accompanying entry about how "nobody understands my pain." News flash: nobody has to understand you; they just want to see you get a little variety in your life instead of reliving the angst of high school prom every single day. And let’s talk about those artists. Rise Against and Nickelback are basically the musical equivalent of that friend who always tries to be "woke" while they still vote for The Rock for president. Your top 10 reads like a 'greatest hits of regrets’ playlist. I mean, Avril Lavigne? I get that you're looking for that pop-punk nostalgia, but come on! You're one “Sk8er Boi” away from being a living meme who still thinks her emo phase is just a phase. If I see one more cover of "Complicated" in your playlists, I'm going to assume you’re hiding all those fedoras you swore you would never wear ever again. As for your most played songs, let me guess, you crank those up whenever you need inspiration to recline in your mom's basement on a Friday night? “Without Me” by With Confidence? You really dodged the self-awareness bullet there, didn’t you? If that’s the vibe you're aiming for, you might as well throw in an application for the next season of "Reality TV: The Unemployables." Just admit it already, Sam: your Spotify profile screams "I peaked in high school and it was glorious," and no amount of “Neon Pop Punk” is going to change that harsh reality.

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