Roasted 1 year ago based on Wade's long term Spotify stats.

Wade, your Spotify profile reads like an emotional rollercoaster designed by a teenager who just discovered their feelings in a Starbucks. Seriously, how many sub-genres of "sad boy music" do you need? You’ve got more niche genres than a hipster record store owner at a flea market. If anyone ever asks for the soundtrack of your daily existential crisis, they can just check your playlist for a guide through the melodramatic maze of your mind. Your top artists' list is about as coherent as a conversation with a purebred stoner. Kanye West and Mac DeMarco? Are you trying to start an indie rap revolution or just hint at your inability to choose a personality? At this point, I'm convinced your musical taste is just the results of a Spotify algorithm in mid-meltdown, randomly throwing together the angriest and the most obscure tunes it can find. "Rage Rap" and "Slowcore"? Pick a struggle, my dude! And let’s talk about your most played songs—you’ve got “Location” by Playboi Carti mixed in with Steven Universe’s soundtrack. Are you trying to find yourself or just cruising through a Saturday morning cartoon marathon? I can only assume your Spotify Wrapped looks like a cry for help blended with an invitation to a therapy session. But hey, keep doing you, Wade! The world needs a soundtrack to awkwardness, and you’re leading the charge.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!