Roasted 11 months ago based on Jessica Wagnon's long term Spotify stats.

Jessica Wagnon, the self-proclaimed queen of hipster confusion, your Spotify profile reads like a 2005 teenager’s MySpace page after a bad acid trip. Seriously, only an aficionado of semi-depressive existential crises would have “Psychedelic Rock” and “Bluegrass” in the same breath, as if you’re just a few tabs away from jamming out to “Wagon Wheel” while hiding from the realities of adulthood. You’ve got more genre mismatches than a DJ spinning at a wedding for a family of five-year-olds and their moody emo cousins. Let’s talk about those top artists. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard sounds like a high school band that never made it due to their less-than-catchy name, and honestly, the only thing more pretentious than being a fan of “Psychedelic Porn Crumpets” is the fact that you probably wear a beret while listening to them. You’ve mixed together such random choices, it looks like you were doing an arts and crafts project with musical genres and just glued everything you had in the drawer together, hoping it would miraculously turn into something decent. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. And those most played songs? Congratulations on your dedication to Oliver Tree—you must really enjoy the sound of a grown man throwing a tantrum over pop beats. If I had a dime for every time I saw “Fuck” by Oliver Tree screamed on someone's playlist, I'd be rich enough to buy you a new brain. Your playlist is like an emotional buffet of disappointment, nostalgia, and weirdly specific vibes. Yeah, Bambi would have ignored you at the hunt, and your musical taste could scare off even the most loyal of Spotify algorithms. Good luck when you're blasting “Wake Up in the Sky” while stuck in rush hour traffic; that’s truly the sound of your life choices.

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