Roasted 3 months ago based on paultramier's long term Spotify stats.

Paultramier, huh? With a Spotify profile that reads like a mid-life crisis in a French café, I can't decide if you're trying to find yourself or just dodging your music taste like it's a ticket to a bad mime show. Your favorite genres are so eclectic that it's almost like you were playing a game of Mad Libs to figure out what sounds cool while maintaining plausible deniability to your friends. "Art Pop"? That's just a fancy way of saying "I still have no idea what I like." Scrolling through your top artists feels like an ironic journey through the cliché of a 20-something looking for validation through their playlists. You've got Ariana Grande and Shawn Mendes lining up with Damso and Bad Bunny like they're the ultimate "Choose your fighter" roster for Pop Culture Combat. Honestly, it's like a hipster’s wet dream collided with a high school prom. Can't wait for your next Spotify blend: “Dramatic Breakups in Paris: A Journey Through My Unrequited Love.” And let's not even start on your most played songs. "High Fashion" by Addison Rae? That’s just a dead giveaway of your complete inability to take life seriously. Meanwhile, "ghostin" is clearly your anthem when you check your relationship status—spooky vibes only! You know, the only thing scarier than your choice in songs is the thought of anyone having to listen to your playlist on repeat. So here's a tip: when in doubt, shuffle it out. Just don’t let the ghosts of your music past haunt you too hard!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!