Roasted 7 days ago based on Jay's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jay, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's attempt at being edgy and eclectic, but newsflash: nobody wants to listen to your playlist while pretending they’re “deep” at a coffee shop. Did you combine all those genres just to confuse any potential listener? It's not variety; it's a chaotic mix of Brazilian Phonk and Lo-Fi Indie like some tragic musical smoothie. Let's face it, your taste is so niche that even the hipsters in the corner are rolling their eyes. The only thing more inconsistent than your playlist is the Wi-Fi signal you’re desperately trying to pull while streaming all these “bangers.” Your top artists look like they were selected based on how many characters you could fit into a tweet rather than genuine musical appreciation. I mean, Alex G and Tyler, The Creator are your ride-or-die homies? It feels like you're secretly plotting to make suburban white kids think they’re cool by association. And don't even get me started on your “most played” tracks. With names like “Nope you too late I already died” and “Wish - Audiomack Trap Symphony Version," it's almost as if you're trying to convince everyone you’ve had a rough life — spoiler: we all know you just binge-watch TikTok while sipping on your pumpkin spice latte. But hey, who needs mainstream success when you can pickle your music taste in genres only a handful of people have heard of? I applaud your commitment to choosing songs so obscure they could probably be used as background noise for a pretend dystopian film. Keep it up, Jay. You're almost there, but until then, the only soundtrack you’re destined for is the one playing in your mom’s minivan on the way to her yoga class.

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