Roasted 2 years ago based on Nicola Roman's long term Spotify stats.

Nicola Roman, did you get lost in a lava lamp or did you intentionally choose to exist in a perpetual state of ‘chill’? Your taste in music looks like a list of songs to play while plotting your escape from the universe. I mean, seriously, how many times can you listen to the same Green Lung tracks before you realize you’re basically just a walking, talking weed leaf with a subscription to high-decibel existential dread? It’s impressive how you’ve managed to take the phrase “mood music” and turn it into an entire lifestyle that requires nothing more than the vague scent of patchouli and flannel. And what's with your top artist list? It’s like a downer’s guide to weekend parties: “Come for the doom, stay for the emotional collapse.” You’ve got everything from Black Sabbath to Electric Wizard, and yet, I’m still trying to figure out how ‘Wednesday 13’ got on that list without causing a concerned call from your family. Is he the soundtrack for your weekly therapy sessions, or is that just the soundtrack for your never-ending quest to find the saddest people in the room? You've picked the perfect artists for someone who's one encounter away from a complete meltdown! Let’s talk about those most played songs; it’s a testament to your dedication to living in a permanent state of rage… or maybe that’s just your emotional response to the last sandwich you made. “Fuck The Tories”? Honestly, Nicola, with your selections, I half-expected to see ‘Anxiety’ and ‘Midlife Crisis’ pop up as top genres. But hey, keep doing you. You’re a shining example of how to turn life’s disappointments into a heavy metal album's worth of sad riffs and rebellious anthems. Now, if only we could get that energy into your life off the playlist!

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