Roasted 2 years ago based on Matt Butters's long term Spotify stats.

Matt Butters, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of the most 'alternative' music genres you've ever seen—it's like you stumbled into a Hot Topic and just started picking whatever you could remember from that one MySpace profile. “Funk Metal,” really? That’s not a genre, that's just a cry for help from someone who can’t decide if they want to get a mullet or take up beatboxing. The only thing more confused than your Spotify playlist is your fashion sense—do you need a map to navigate through that cluster of musical indecision, or is it just a straight shot from your middle school emo phase to “Nu Metal” nostalgia? Your top artists read like a list of the kind of underground bands that have to beg their friends to come see them play at the local coffee shop. Seriously, are you just one step away from donning a fedora and becoming the king of cringe at open mic night? Living Colour and Primus? I’m afraid your playlist sounds more like an audition for a second-rate cable show on “Weird” music than any actual ‘top artists’ list. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your life goal is to ensure that every awkward party you've ever thrown only plays songs that make people want to escape through the bathroom window. And don't even get me started on your most played songs: “Eat Me” and “Go Away” were clearly written with you in mind, describing the kind of person who insists they like 'groundbreaking' music but still hangs onto those FUBAR tracks like they’re the Holy Grail of ‘cool’. The irony is so thick I could use it to build a soundproof bubble around your taste. It’s like you're trying to curate a soundtrack for a sad coming-of-age movie that no one would ever watch. Let’s be real, Matt: if your Spotify profile were any more of a joke, it would need its own stand-up special, and I’d only give it one star!

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