Roasted 2 years ago based on S Hein's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, S Hein, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage depression thing, except you replaced "my diary" with a playlist for every mood swing imaginable. We get it; you like metal, and maybe a dash of Taylor Swift, because nothing screams "I hate myself and my choices" like headbanging to Rammstein while sobbing to breakup anthems. Seriously, who hurt you? I’ve seen high schoolers with more refined tastes in music. Your favorite genres could basically soundtrack a midlife crisis. And speaking of choices, let’s talk about those artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a wall covered in band names and ended up with every cliché you could pick. Banshee, Banshee, Banshee – did you forget that Spotify isn’t your personal SoundCloud? You’ve got more tracks from that one artist than a wedding DJ has from "Shout". I can only assume you've only played their songs because you're worried they might stop following you otherwise. Your top artist list has more angst than an introverted goth teen posting on MySpace in 2005. Your most played songs are a delightful combination of self-loathing and unexplainable rage, with titles that scream “please check on me.” "KILL ALL PREDATORS"? Yeah, that's definitely music to inspire a TED Talk on why you should probably take up knitting instead. You say "post-grunge," but this looks more like "post-therapy." Seriously, why don’t you swap that playlist out for something a little more uplifting, like a good ol’ power ballad? Or is that just too mainstream for your Banshee-obsessed heart?

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