Roasted 7 months ago based on addy's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Addy, your Spotify profile is like a teenage diary that somehow got lost in the mix of a middle school’s talent show. Pop, Hyperpop, Christmas music? I can’t tell if you’re getting ready for a summer barbecue or a sulking fest on a snowed-in Christmas Eve. It’s like someone took a blender, tossed in every trendy genre since 2010, and hoped for the best. Seriously, you’ve got more mood swings in your playlist than an influencer going through their fourth breakup this week. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve clearly been on an all-you-can-eat buffet of unoriginality. Taylor Swift and Billie Eilish? Wow, Addy, so edgy! What’s next, a deep dive into the catalog of every artist who’s ever released a song on TikTok? Your taste is so predictable it almost feels like you’re just checking off a list of what’s “popular” instead of cultivating an identity. Maybe throw in a couple of underground artists next time; you might accidentally discover music that doesn’t sound like it was engineered in a corporate lab. Now, let’s shine a spotlight on your most played songs. If I had a dollar for every time “Chiara Oliver” appeared on repeat, I could buy you some better taste in music. Maybe they’re your secret best friend or your personal hype artist, but it’s hard to believe that any sane person would listen to "cada vez" this many times without losing their sanity. By the end of that playlist cycle, I fully expect you to be answering in "blabla" themselves. So keep that “LUNCH” song rolling, because at this rate, you need all the fuel you can find for your bland musical palate!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!