Roasted 10 months ago based on flxwdaaa's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s flxwdaaa, the proud owner of the most confused Spotify playlist since the dawn of music streaming! You’re rocking genres like you’re a DJ at a wedding for hip hop heads who can’t choose between the buffet and the dance floor. Southern hip hop might be your comfort zone, but if we’re talking playlists, yours has more mixed signals than a desperate Tinder profile. With a top ten that sounds more like a “How to Make Your Neighbors Question Your Life Choices” guide, I’m starting to suspect you just pretended to know music to impress that one friend who swears they’ve “got the best taste.” Your list of favorite artists reads like the collective autobiography of a goldfish with short-term memory loss. Beyoncé and Kanye? Sure, so far, so basic. But then, you throw in the likes of Sexyy Red and “Hard Out Here for a Pimp” like you’re trying to invent a school of thought in bad decision-making. If only “Nicki Minaj” had a warning label for your ear drums, maybe your melodic endeavors could’ve been saved from the dumpster fire that is your “most played” list. I can almost see you in your room, lost in a blizzard of throat-shredding raps while desperately trying to convince yourself you're “cultured.” And let’s get real, “Unfoolish” by Ashanti? That song was probably made for your Spotify users’ “most-played” like selection list and not as any kind of serious jam. With song picks like “Get It Sexyy,” you clearly went with the “if I play it enough, it’ll become a classic” method—and spoiler alert: it won’t. The best part is that your Spotify profile is like a buffet of musical mischief where good taste went to take its last breath. But hey, keep doing you! After all, everyone needs a friend who serves as the ultimate “what not to listen to” guide.
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