Roasted 9 months ago based on thelilkman's long term Spotify stats.

First of all, "thelilkman"? More like "thelittleboywhoonlylistens tooverlydramaticdropsthatdon'tsoundgreatinthemorning"! Your Spotify profile could be used as a soundboard for someone who's perpetually stuck in a 2012 rave, desperately trying to prove to the world that they still exist. And let’s talk about those favorite genres — is your playlist a cry for help or just an endless loop of sonic chaos? With a lineup like “Deathstep” and “Breakcore,” it's clear you're just dodging the fact that no one invited you to the party. Now let’s address your top artist: Shotgun Willy. It's hard to tell if you’re genuinely a fan or if you’re just following him to keep up a façade after he let you on stage for a split second. Is there a Shotgun Willy fan club we don’t know about? I’d love to see a membership meeting where you all meet up, wear matching hoodies, and discuss how great it is to have the same five songs on repeat. If Willy’s "good morning Vietnam" is your anthem, then I guess you’ve finally found a way to enjoy mornings — just a bit more sleep-deprived and slightly deaf. And the tracklist? Wow, what a range! Four songs from the same artist? Guess you saved all your creativity for choosing that username. “Five in the Morning” sounds about right since that’s when any self-respecting human would shut your playlist off. Keep reaching for the stars, "thelilkman," because clearly, your taste in music is just an elaborate way of reminding us that the early rounds of the battle of the genres can easily be lost. Better luck updating your Spotify while you're at it!

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