Roasted 3 months ago based on 1 2's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile that's basically the musical equivalent of a trapper keeper dressed in kawaii stickers. I mean, how many colors of neon do you need to drown out the poor taste lurking in an only half-serious love for J-Pop and Happy Hardcore? There's more happiness in that genre name than in your entire existence! I hope you’re having a blast at your one-person rave because I'm pretty sure those andere "nightmarecore" vibes from your collection would scare even the most hard-headed hipsters away. And let’s talk about your top artists. The only thing these names inspire is a strong desire to question every life decision that led you to this cringefest of anime-themed tunes and hyperpop heartbreakers. Do you tell people that you listen to "ひーなー" while sipping boba tea at midnight, or is that an unspoken secret you keep like it's your own cat girl obsession? "TheFatRat"? Bro, it's like they heard you were coming and said, "The only thing fatter than my beats are your desperate attempts to be unique!" Then there’s your most played songs—it's practically a shrine dedicated to soundtracking middle school anime dream sequences. "Machine Love"? More like “terminal loneliness,” am I right? And "大大大好き"? With that many “大”, it’s hard not to feel a little crushed under the weight of your questionable dating life. So, hold your headphones tight, because while you might think you're vibing to beats that speak to your very soul, the reality is, even your Spotify has a better selection of friends than you do!

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