Roasted 3 months ago based on 🤾🏾‍♂️'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, your Spotify profile is like the auditory equivalent of a dumpster fire in an abandoned alley. With a playlist that screams, "I shop exclusively in the clearance section of SoundCloud," who needs a personal trainer when your taste in genres is already hammering your reputation down to the ground? "Underground Hip Hop" to "Sexy Drill"? If you try to drop bars like that, it’ll sound more like you’re trying to rake leaves in a windstorm. Your top artists read like a "Who's That?" of the music scene, as if you just Googled "most obscure names" while avoiding anything that's remotely mainstream. Seriously, I've seen better artists come out of my high school cafeteria—and their biggest hit was a song about cafeteria food. And I love how your most played tracks include gems like "khixken pox!" and "quixk." I have to commend you on the originality; I just didn't realize "random keyboard mashing" was an actual genre now. And let’s talk about "Doo-Wop" in the middle of all that chaos—nothing screams "I have commitment issues" quite like mixing smooth harmonies with the thrill of a drill beat. It’s like if your Spotify profile was a mixtape you made for a crush, but instead of wooing them, you just terrified them into blocking you. You’ve somehow filled your playlists with everything that could only be described as “guilty pleasures” that don’t even come with a “guilty” disclaimer. Keep it up, and you might just single-handedly bring back the concept of musical cringe!

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