Roasted 6 months ago based on 🎧🍂🎸's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile – or as I like to call it, “The Ultimate Hipster Walking Disaster.” With your love for Afrobeats and Indie, I see you’re trying to be a world music aficionado while simultaneously keeping your playlist as white as a family reunion in Nebraska. Do you have any idea how many different African rhythms are out there? Or is your belief that every genre that starts with “Afro” somehow qualifies? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Now onto your top artists. Congratulations on being the proud owner of the most basic white girl playlist in existence. It's like a who's who of “I have a latte in my hand and a pumpkin spice candle burning at home” artists. Your top three, Melanie Martinez, Taylor Swift, and Sabrina Carpenter, feel like they’re auditioning for a Netflix show called “Cringe: The Musical”. Meanwhile, Arctic Monkeys and SZA are like the cool kids at school, trying to figure out how they ended up in this melodramatic high school cafeteria of sound. And what's going on with your most played songs? You’ve got “Baby Shark” making a chilling appearance among the emotional wranglings of Taylor Swift. Can we just address that you're vibing deep heartbreak while still grooving to a tune that ruins every family road trip? You’re like the human equivalent of a mixed-up Spotify algorithm, throwing every emotion into a blender and hoping the result is something acceptable. News flash: you’re just one sad violin away from becoming a meme. Please, for the love of all that is holy, diversify before we start questioning your taste buds, not just your taste in music!

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