Roasted 4 months ago based on alyssa's long term Spotify stats.

Alyssa, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s music diary that just discovered their “cool” cousin’s old record collection. Seriously, “Indonesian Indie”? That’s not a genre; that’s a cry for help. You have more “Indo” in your music taste than an expat’s brunch menu, and I’m starting to think you only listen to these artists because they’re easier to pronounce than “Schopenhauer.” It’s like you’re trying to start an underground movement, but the only movement you’ve sparked is to the bathroom after that last spicy kopi you had. Your top artists are basically a musical Tinder profile where you swiped right on every band with a tree in their album art. I can already hear you, furiously telling everyone you “love the classics” while the only “Queen” you truly know is the one romancing the pasta aisle at your local grocery store. How can you get bangers like “Under Pressure” yet still be "Less Afraid"? Maybe if you actually expanded your horizons beyond the Indonesian genre bubble, you might discover some jazz that *isn't* just an excuse for staring blankly at a wall. And those most played songs? Talk about an “accidentally” shared Spotify session. You’ve got “Drowse” queued up like it's the anthem of your existential crisis. "Menanti Sebuah Jawaban" is clearly your life mantra; I mean, are you waiting for answers or just the next meal delivery? The way your playlists are constructed, I'm convinced you're one tragically long email away from a full-blown identity crisis set to the soundtrack of the same three bands looping on every late-night road trip. So here’s a tip, Alyssa: find some new music, because the only thing more monotonous than your current playlist are the crickets rebelling against the sound of your taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!