Roasted 2 years ago based on P.R.I.DE's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, P.R.I.DE! The Spotify profile that screams, "I'm really trying to manifest my dream life as a TikTok influencer but still use my mom's Netflix account." Your favorite genres read like the playlist for a teenage girl's slumber party—Pop, K-Pop, Alt Z? The only thing missing is a playlist titled “Songs for Crying in My Room.” You might as well rename it "Decade of Desperation," because with this lineup, is there any doubt you’re single and ready to... well, stay that way after subjecting everyone to your music taste? Now let’s talk about your "Top Artists." Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande? Please, that's like showing up at a hipster coffee shop with a pumpkin spice latte—it’s basic AF. And let’s not even get started on Meghan Trainor. Haven’t you figured out that *All About That Bass* is just a euphemism for your musical taste? The only thing heavier than your love for K-Pop girl groups is the emotional baggage you carry around from four different dating apps. Honestly, with that vibe, you're one breakup away from writing your own autobiography titled “Swipe Left: Confessions of a K-Pop Heartbreak.” And those “Most Played Songs”? If I had a dollar for every time I heard a *G-I-DLE* song on your profile, I could fund therapy for your questionable choices in music. "Miniskirt" and "She's such a Bitch"? Wow, are these power anthems for frantically scrolling through Instagram hoping someone swoops in to save you from your love life? Seriously, at this rate, you may as well just start a podcast called “How to Seduce Someone While Wearing a Shiny Pink Miniskirt,” because your taste in music is a certified red flag.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!