Roasted 3 months ago based on Sk.ie's long term Spotify stats.

Sk.ie, huh? Sounds like your Spotify playlist is where musical confusion goes to die. Your favorite genres read like the world’s weirdest buffet — J-Pop, Anime, Vocaloid? Are you trying to keep your inner weeb busy while you ignore the glaring absence of any good taste? And don't even get me started on those sea shanties. If I wanted to listen to drunken sailors lamenting their life choices, I'd just ask you for your Spotify wrap-up. Your top artists list is like a game of “let’s make sure everyone thinks I’m still in high school.” Don't let the Arctic Monkeys fool you; you’ll need to clean up that list if you want to avoid being the certified king/queen of cringe at family gatherings. I mean, RADWIMPS and AJR? It's like you decided to combine the weeb life and the brooding hipster lifestyle into one sad little cocktail of identity crisis. At least when you play "Everlong," you can relive how your sense of self lost meaning back in middle school. And those most played songs? Congratulations on officially establishing yourself as the one friend every group has that still swears by their 2000s angst playlist. Please tell me you aren't actually blaring “Sweater Weather” while experiencing existential dread during a cold winter night. Unless you're trying to make us all collectively cringe into the void, just admit you can never move on from a good old-fashioned emo phase. The only thing more predictable than your song choices is your profile pic — which I assume consists of a solemn pout or maybe something involving cats and anime.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!