Roasted 10 months ago based on P.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, SEBASTIAN, your Spotify profile looks like a teenager's midlife crisis wearing a neon-colored cape. Hyperpop, musicals, and metal? Buddy, we get it—you're trying to embody that duality of man trope, but it just comes off like you can’t decide whether you want to summon demons or audition for a Broadway musical. If I didn't know better, I'd think your playlist was curated by a committee of confused raccoons on a sugar high. And speaking of your top artists, you've clearly taken the phrase 'variety is the spice of life' to mean 'I can’t commit to a single genre if my life depended on it.' You’ve got Ghost and Mitski snuggling right next to My Little Pony! Is that what they call broadening horizons, or are you just desperately trying to collect every possible cringe-worthy musical experience available on Spotify? Your library reads like a bad rom-com where the protagonist's love interests are each weirder than the last. But the cherry on top? Your most played songs. My dude, “Under Our Spell” by My Little Pony? Do you clop, too? If there was a Spotify award for the most chaotic mix of taste, you'd win a lifetime supply of embarrassment. Honestly, seeing your most played tracks feels like eavesdropping on someone's therapy session, with you oscillating between angst and nostalgia while desperately trying to convince everyone you have depth. It’s okay, SEBASTIAN; embrace the chaos—just don’t bring us along for the ride!

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