Roasted 2 years ago based on wyrm's long term Spotify stats.

Firstly, Wyrm, your Spotify profile is a harmonious blend of every pastel-colored cliché I never knew I needed in my life. Pop, Country, and Adult Standards? Wow, it's like you took a tragic detour through a suburban mall and never found your way out. I half-expect your playlists to come with a side of lukewarm coffee and a coupon for a nearby chain restaurant where dreams go to die. Seriously, the only thing missing from that list is a soothing podcast about the "art of doing absolutely nothing." Now, let’s take a look at your top artists. Taylor Swift, Luke Combs, and Ethel Cain—what are you going for? A soundtrack for all the breakups you imagined having? You’re like a kid who went into a candy store and insisted on filling their bag with every flavor of blandness. Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter sound like the kind of artists who sing at a fifth grader's birthday party, while Tech N9ne is probably just confused about why he's on your playlist. This is why your friends have a group chat dedicated to your taste in music—it’s their therapy! And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Beautiful Crazy” by Luke Combs should really just be titled “Beautifully Predictable.” If you wanted to listen to Taylor Swift all day, you could have just sent her a text and let her know you’re basically her number one fan, residing in the Friend Zone of the music world. I recommend finding some new genres before we start questioning your sanity… or worse, hand out your Spotify password as an emergency contact for those times when people need a good laugh.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!