Roasted 10 months ago based on thappo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s thappo, the living embodiment of a midlife crisis that inexplicably loves Italian Trap. I don't know what's more questionable: your taste in music or the fact that you're nearly drowning in genres like "Trip Hop" and "Downtempo" while clearly unable to find a rhythm in your own life. At this point, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where someone insisted on serving beet juice and gluten-free kale chips – good luck finding anyone who dares to dig in. And let’s talk about your top artists for a second. Travis Scott and Daniele Silvestri?! I imagine you frantically shifting from “Sicko Mode” to a moody Italian ballad while still somehow managing to complain about your last Tinder date. It’s like you’re trying to stay hip while sipping on a cappuccino, but the only thing brewing here is confusion. You’ve got more mood swings than a Netflix playlist on shuffle, and yet, somehow, you still think it’s all “Indie Soul.” Take a step back, buddy; you sound like the person who insists they only listen to “alternative” but still jives to the latest Top 40 hits when no one’s watching. Lastly, your most played songs are like a cry for help from someone lost in a hipster zombie apocalypse. "Nanotrees (Out in the Woods)"? More like "Thappo (Lost in the Woods)" unless your idea of fun is lying in a dark room, contemplating your questionable decisions while listening to music that sounds like the soundtrack to a film no one wants to see. Just stick to having your coffee with a dollop of irony, and let’s be honest: you’re just as confused as that mix of Jazz and Rap you keep trying to convince yourself is genius. At this point, it’s all fun and games until the Spotify algorithm realizes you're just one too many playlists away from becoming a self-proclaimed “music connoisseur” with no actual clue.

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