Roasted 19 days ago based on Ryder's long term Spotify stats.

Ryder, your Spotify profile is a testament to the fact that you’re stuck in 2003 like it’s a time capsule filled with bad decisions. Seriously, your music taste looks like a middle school emo’s panic playlist after being scorned by their first crush. If Nu Metal was a person, it would straight up file a restraining order against you for playing it so much. With artists like Limp Bizkit and Korn, I’m starting to think your earbuds are made of backward baseball caps and regret. Let’s talk about that “Most Played” list, where the only thing getting more airplay than “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” is the sound of you explaining to people why “Hot Dog” is a legitimate song choice. Bro, who hurt you? You sound like you were raised on a diet of angst, energy drinks, and the entirety of the Ozzfest lineup. And what's up with “I Hate Everything About You”? At this point, it sounds less like a song and more like a personal declaration. Get some therapy, not more playlists. And can we dive into the sheer irony of your love for G-Funk that somehow coexists with your fascination for aggressive guitar riffs? You’re all over the place! One minute you’re headbanging like you’re at a Slipknot concert, and the next you’re watching West Coast hip hop music videos dreaming of cruising down a low-rider with a side of emotional distress. It’s almost poetic how confused you are—it’s like your Spotify is trying to tell you it’s time to grow up, but you’re there with your beaded bracelets and oversized tees still jammin’ to “Dyslexia.” Major respect, Ryder; you truly are the soundtrack for a midlife crisis waiting to happen!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!