Roasted 2 years ago based on NoctisBE's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, NoctisBE, let’s unpack this Spotify profile of yours. You know, when you tell people your favorite genres include "Japanese VGM” and “Chiptune," the only thing people picture is a basement-dwelling hermit who can't seem to grow out of high school. It's like your music taste is the soundtrack for a 15-year-old's emotional meltdown playing Final Fantasy for the fifth time. I half-expect your bio to read: “Just a misunderstood hero waiting for my turn to save the world… or at least find a WiFi signal that doesn’t drop.” And seriously, your top artists list could double as proof that you either have an unhealthy obsession with game soundtracks or you’re prepping for an anime convention where everyone's trying to out-nerd each other. If I were to describe your playlist in one word, it would be “nostalgia,” but not the fun kind. You’ve gone deep into the trenches of the niche so hard that even your Spotify wrapped looks like an invitation to a Misfits Anonymous meeting. One more Mitsuda track and I’m sending you a “Get Help” voucher. Now, let's talk about your most played songs. “Time's Scar” and “Schala's Theme?” Wow, your emotional range must be razor-thin. At this point, you're basically just a sad character in a JRPG who cries every time you close your eyes. The only “significance” in your life is how deeply you resonate with soundtracks for crises that don’t even belong to you. Frankly, the only thing you’re hitting hard is the repeat button, while the rest of us are out here trying to enjoy real-life music not seen through a pixelated lens. Time to level up, my friend; your music needs to evolve past the guys in their 40s still composing for characters that haven’t eaten or showered in weeks.

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