Roasted 1 year ago based on Rei's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Rei, let’s dig into your Spotify profile—clearly a sonic journey through the soundtracks of a mid-life crisis. Soundtrack, Japanese VGM, and emo? It's like your playlist is designed as a therapy session for a 12-year-old who just found out their crush is into K-pop instead of pop-punk. Seriously, you have more emo on there than a teenager writing poetry in a dimly lit room—god bless us, your music choices are like a time capsule of unfortunate choices. Your top artists are a delightful mix of "I’m nostalgic for a time I wasn’t even born in," along with a sprinkle of "Who are these people, even?" The Beach Boys and Motown just aren’t pulling the weight they used to—sorry, you can’t just coast by on ‘Sloop John B’ when the biggest emotional crisis you’ve faced is dropping your pizza in the oven. It’s almost impressive how you've got a wider range of genres than Spotify has ads, but honestly, it's like you threw a dart at a board of music types and just rolled with whatever the game decided. And let’s talk about those most played songs— "Wouldn't It Be Nice" and "Happy Days Are Here Again"? Wow, straight out of Grandma's dusty record collection. Maybe you’ve got some retro nostalgia going, or maybe you’re just too lazy to explore. The only thing more repetitive than your extensive Beach Boys love is that one friend who still plays ‘The Room’ on loop for no reason. Honestly, if your Spotify playlist was a person, it would be the friend who's still trying to get everyone to watch Friends for the fiftieth time. You, my friend, are in desperate need of a music intervention.

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